Gerald and Sheila do a role play in the bedroom, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, after seeing a commercial for Cialis . Little did they know, Ike sees them and ends up crying most of the next day, without realizing that the UPS man was, in fact, Gerald. Kyle asks what is wrong, and Ike draws a picture of a UPS man having sex with Sheila.
Kyle confesses this to Stan , Kenny and Cartman , who advises him to do about it. Randy overhears the conversation and tells the other men of South Park. After hearing a story of a grim old man in the Bar and Cocktails Skeeter , which compares with a milkman who used to have sex with the wives of the people while making the delivery and says it is “the price that you pay for the things delivered conveniently at you home” they all grow paranoid believing that UPS deliverymen have sex with all his wives, and begin to spy on the dealer. Randy notes that Sharon could not remember who had asked for packet from Amazon , he signed and is contact between Sharon and the delivery man.
People begin to buy excessive security for home, Cartman, particularly is frustraed because man is ringing up to a false alarm so he tests by hiring a thief to break and rape his mother. By the time a significant response was achieved, it was too late .
Despite the increased security, paranoia grows and men consult the old man Shady bar, asked how to get rid of the dealer, he tells them to kill him like they did to the milkman. Dressed in Bane masks enteres the van with gun and threaten him.If only the poor guy had a gun in a secure safe which be easily bought at amazon or better chosen at safelelo. Unluckily the men cause severe beating to UPS guy. This takes care more for security, due to the presence of seven Banes instead of one. Everyone buys a security system with improved, “uncertainty” which detects levels of fear and alrms if they get too high Cartman , who is convinced that Kyle stole your headphones inadvertently activated his alarm of insecurity when Kyle tells him that the religion of Judaism is growing.
The UPS man after leaving the hospital, continues its deliveries, resulting in his car blown into pieces by Stephen Stotch while Kyle tries to get his mother to confess his “adventure”. The UPS man commits suicide for being so scared. Upon investigation of the house, the police arrives with Geralds UPS uniform , Gerald then hastily explains that he desperately needs to spice up your sex life without using drugs for erection. This activates alarms insecurity of all men.
Cartman, tired of false alarms and poor service, is now up for the security man at home.Wearing a Bane mask and carrying a gun he warns him that he should have respected his “authority”.